Kids aren’t the only one with questions. After three coffees, a sleepless night and a toddler that wants to lick toilets/eat knives/chew on cigarette butts, I’ve got to a few questions to ask.
- Who decided a weekend was only two days?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- Why is it that doctors ‘practice’?
- How is it only Wednesday?
- Why doesn’t McDonalds sell hotdogs?
- Is the word ‘dictionary’ in the dictionary?
- Why are they called ‘fun size’ Mars Bars when they aren’t that fun?
- Why does ‘husband’ sound cool and ‘wife’ sound matronly?
- Why hasn’t someone invented a get-baby-to-sleep-through-the-night device?
- How can we split atoms and not get people to places (Paddington station last Friday night, I’m talking to you)?
- How is it only Wednesday?
- Is it Wednesday?
